So... what the heck are we supposed to do with these two? They do whatever we say...

You think that's bad? Try travelling with 'em!

What about you, lizard? You must wanna pounce on someone!

Sorry, card-carrying pervert here!

You people are gonna put me out of a job!

Will you guys quit yelling? We're trying to get some rest here...

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So... uh... those reports.

Is everything all right in Tetha, everyone? Those reports can't be right, can they?

I knew things were looking bad in Tetha, but that's... wow...

Sweet Yggdrasil, are they STILL going at it?! I hope they've at least been sleeping...

I've been afraid to even knock at that door! I saw a room service guy go in last night, and he didn't come out until an hour later!

I found one of Naga's pauldruns in the marketplace! HOW DID IT GET THERE?! SHE WAS FULLY CLOTHED WHEN I LEFT! At least, as fully ( Read more... )

... Huh....

Oh dear...

It's that time of year again.

... If anyone needs me, and isn't worried about tempting fate, I'm going to be locking myself in a hotel room for the next couple of days.

I HOPE that's enough to keep me safe this time...

mmmm... haven't slept that well in a while...

I...

[Sound of blankets shuffling]

...

Oh no, not again!

... And now Rena's not showing up.

I'm... I'm starting to get angry. If those wizards are right about all of this...

Well, I'm getting real tired of being nice. I'm not losing anyone else, and SOMEONE'S gonna tell me where she and Claude are, if I have to cut the answer out of their throat...

...

N... Naga...

on top of me...

frozen...

WHY ME?!

Need a tissue there, Ashton?

Please.

DRACOMON! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I'M GONNA TURN YOU INTO A PAIR OF BOOTS!

HA! Almost a full day! Don't you ever check the journal network?

KEEP RUNNING, LITTLE MON! YOU HAVE TO REST SOMETIME!

Not before you do!

THAT WAS PRIVATE STUFF!

It was comedy gold! And there was nothing world-shaking in there!

GRRRRRR!

*audio cuts out*

(Dracomon here. Ashton locked this earlier as a personal musing. It was too rich, I've just gotta put it out there. Let's see how long it takes him to notice. Dracomon out!)

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I don't get it, Ashton. How did we go from a lucky streak in Axoryi, to locked inside an Angewomon's dungeon in Sanctity?

YOU said something about a lottery, sight seeing, and a hot babe!

Heh heh heh. Oh yeah.

WOULD YOU SHUT UP AND KEEP DIGGING?!

Y'know, we could go back, she's kinda nice.Oh yeah, great, except for the DUNGEON we had to dig out ( Read more... )