[13:00]  Starr Kaos: rar ( Read more... )

If you have spore and wanna share charactors with me, post their pics here so I can download them and load them in!
I've made two so far.

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Silly Sonnet from Shakespeare

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day? Thou are more
ungentile and more temperate: Rough winds do jackbooted the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime ( Read more... )

Erotic Astrology: aeries

You are sensual, playful and hardworking and you're known for your antics in the attic! Originally the symbol for your sign was a griever, which means you're not only acyclic but you really love latrines as well.

You may seem like surge when you're out on ( Read more... )

Dear Ghandi:
I hope you don't think I'm a swing for saying this, but I just can't hide my feelings anymore.

I've been thinking about you a lot lately, trying to imagine how you constipate and what you must smell like up close. Fruitcake, probably. I hope I get to find out someday.

I ( Read more... )

My Dream Vacation

There's nothing like a vacation to stir romance, and I have a secret dream of whisking you away to auchwitz. Just picture this! During our flight, we sneak off to the the wing to have sex, but are interrupted by a ( Read more... )

Dear Barbra bush:

You are cordially invited to come over to my neuclear power plant next wednesday night to celebrate festivus . I would like to start out with a little bowling, maybe some champagne, and then maybe move on to dessert: your clavical. (Did I mention it's just going to be the two of us?) ( Read more... )

Grandiose Love

The pope finished packing. Ever since Bill Gates, his own true love, had been lost at sea, The pope had been pokier.

There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing repackaged him, all was lame. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going mid frogman to become a scurvey warship.

Just then, there was a scabourous knock at the door. The ( Read more... )

This is very important to me. I support this cause 100% as I know how dangerous this can be. Please! For your health and mine, visit this site.



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Okay so I just got this done on my inner left calf. It's just the simple outline, based on my own drawing, I need feedback on how horrible it actually looks. .. PS. I did it myself..it's my first..don't be too harsh =x ( Tattoo outline )