Mur. Have read DV 14 and have fallen in lust with it completely again. How does Cassie manage to make rape and torture sound so utterly pretty? Hmm. I suppose I sound like a sadistical pervert. Oh well. I do SO adore Tom, though. Ginny is completely ungrateful. Hermione is v. v. irritating, and my fingers are itching to bitch slap her, but I will ( Read more... )

I am officially alive again. *breathes interent* THIS is where I was meant to be all along. I feel all happy and squiggly now. I love my LJ friends! You persons are so glompable and shlumpable and so nicely comfortably easy to talk to. My love for you makes me all melty inside. *kisses* Thank you for putting up with me! It takes muuuuch gumpation. ( Read more... )

All of you are probably very bitterly hurt right now because I have not talked to any of you in such a very, very long time, and I apologize PROFUSELY for this. I actually have an excuse, though. A good one. Babysiting. Parents. All of these vicious persons refuse to let me use the computer, but I am a sneaky little girl and so I have snuck on for ( Read more... )

Muah. It was too ugly, so I took it down. And-and

I'm not babysitting!

Wah. They don't love me!

*bursts into petulant tears*

Ergh. But things are better now. I don't know what to do! But thanks to all of you lovely persons who comforted and consoled me. I lurve all of you from the bottom of my frivolous and flippant heart. And now my back hurts and I feel like a humpback. Wah! But that's besides the point. And, for the record, I will never take the advice of a song EVER ( Read more... )

My vegetarian streaked lasted for a whole day and a half. I have suuuch self-control, don't I? The weekend was lovely, even thought I thought it wouldn't be. The Midget is beloved no longer. Disgraceful thing he did. We've smothered him with too much love and now he's....normal. How awful ( Read more... )

TERRIBLE day. I'm sick and coughing up nasty stuff. FAILED stupid math test, but the Hopkins still worships me. She urges me to read a comic strip entitled "Angry little Asian girls" and read up on the Dan the Potter. Enthralled, I was. But then the coughs came, and the sun went down, down, down and the rain blanketed me like yesterday when I laid ( Read more... )

Saw Troy on friday with Alice. It was unexpectedly excellent. Achilles was naked within the first five minutes, and this 10 year old kid behind me is quivering with his father's hand over his eyes. I know this because I turned around. And yup, the rumours are true. There was a threesome. Paris was a bastard, as expected, but at least he was a cute ( Read more... )

I got interent back. Yay. I want to read fanfiction, but there is nothing to read. *looks hopeful* Does anyone feel like recommending...?

Everyone is going to Chicago or Quebec. Jasmine is not, because she has a shitty ballet exam. Drat ballet.

Someone console me!

The sunflower bitch found me a job. Yay. I will be babysitting a darling 8 year old girl, hushhsuh quiet girl over the summer. This is going to be lovely. I will see her 9-5, and we will go on walks and go to the library and have lots of fun. I see Prospects. I am v.v. excited. No one's ever paid me to babysit their kid before. Some have tried to, ( Read more... )