Happy Valentine's Day ( Read more... )

I'm really lonely.

TATER COINS

All I ask of you is this:

When the two of you dismantle, give me a chance. That's all I ask; a chance.

I love you.

MEAT MUFFINS

I love being unhappy.

A jar without a lid is just a cup.

. . . an empty cup.

Never to be filled.

If my jar is filled, whatever is inside will go bad without a lid.

Life and lids are depressing.

I am in need of 2 items this Christmas:

1 handgun

1 bullet

I am a jar (apparently).

I am empty.

I have no lid.

I will never be complete.

I am beyond envious.

Where the hell is my talent.

What the fuck happened throughout my life where everyone had friends but me. How many parties did I attend? How many parties was I invited to?

How many people would miss me if I was gone?