Satisfaction - and No More - Guaranteed

[scattercat]

The waiter wasn't particularly attractive, but he wasn't ugly, either. He smiled just enough to keep short of rudeness. "Welcome to Mediocrity, the Middle-of-the-Road Restaurant! We guarantee you'll be neither upset nor overjoyed at what you receive. What can we get for you today

Comments

[kiyomori]

I find this story sufficient.

[scattercat]

As it should be.