Sometimes, the differences between us are so starkly highlighted, I can't believe we get along at all.
For one, there's NO WAY I could've resisted the temptation to somehow rhyme "Starbucks" with "fucks", or thrown in at least one swear word somewhere.
For two, I prefer Starbucks. At least, down here I do. In Plymouth, the Costa was nicer, but in Exeter I prefer Starbucks.
(And incidentally, if you use a Starbucks loyalty card then you get a bunch of stuff for free, including soya milk.)
But if you do ever come visit, rest assured Exmouth is served only by Costa and independent coffee shops. I don't know how or why, but there isn't a Starbucks around here at all.
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I used to prefer Caffe Nero until someone infected me with the gingerbread latte bug. ;)
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For one, there's NO WAY I could've resisted the temptation to somehow rhyme "Starbucks" with "fucks", or thrown in at least one swear word somewhere.
For two, I prefer Starbucks. At least, down here I do. In Plymouth, the Costa was nicer, but in Exeter I prefer Starbucks.
(And incidentally, if you use a Starbucks loyalty card then you get a bunch of stuff for free, including soya milk.)
But if you do ever come visit, rest assured Exmouth is served only by Costa and independent coffee shops. I don't know how or why, but there isn't a Starbucks around here at all.
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[edit: Actually, it has more of a slam-poetry feel. Still would be hilarious if you did it.]
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