An excerpt from my fictional, soon-to-be-released, soon-to-be-best-seller "Taco Bell Stories":
Eating a 5-layer burrito by hand, as opposed to using the more conventional fork, is a generally pleasurable, albeit unmannerly, experience for the still-single, 51-year old Jefferey-- that is, until the sight and sound of dropping beef and beans
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