✿三 April Fool's Event

[scentofbauhinia]

...The phone's ringing a lot today.

Hello?

[Does he sound annoyed? Not a chance.]

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[mostpopulous]

Hong Kong, aru? Is that you?

[scentofbauhinia]

Teacher? Dai lou?

Yeah it's me.

[what are you talking about he doesn't sound pleased]

[mostpopulous]

[why can't I clasp you to my commie bosom and never let go ;A;]

Ah, very good! Yes, yes, your teacher is here, aru. How have you been? Has England been treating you well, aru? Has been a long time, very long.

[scentofbauhinia]

[because my eyebrows get in the way]

More like two weeks. You came to check on me. Again.

Don't you remember?

[mostpopulous]

[/shaves]

Hmm? What are you talking about, aru? That is making no sense. Unless....

....that bastard let you hit your head! Unacceptable, aru!

[scentofbauhinia]

...

Yeah. I hit my head. That's exactly what happened.

Teacher, what year is it?

[mostpopulous]

Aru? It is 1958, of course.

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[scentofbauhinia]

Oh.

That explains a lot.

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[scentofbauhinia]

Teacher, hyperthetically, what if I said it wasn't '58 where I'm from, it's 2010 and that in '97 I got returned to you as a Special Administrative Region and that now you come over to visit a lot and we play online games and stuff and you try and boss me around and you won't let me leave till I help you sell all these egg tarts?

Hyperthetically.

[mostpopulous]

....I would be very happy, aru! For I have missed you greatly and worried much when that bastard with unnatural eyebrows kept you and it is pleasure to know that bastard will uphold agreement and return you and that we will be a happy family again and egg tarts are suitable for my delicate palette.

Hyperthetically, aru.

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[scentofbauhinia]

[bawwwwwwwwww the SAR wants a hug]

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[scentofbauhinia]

Okay.

Then it's true. Even the bit with the egg tarts.

[mostpopulous]

Ahhh, Hong Kong still so cute, even with head injury. Would give pat and bandage if only could see, aru.