schadenfraulein

I was just staring, nonplussed, at my tiny-ass up-until-recently-infested-with-rodents kitchen and daydreaming about fantasy kitchens. Perhaps I might have a room full of marble countertops and gleaming gadgetry like the Room of Requirement at Hogwarts or the culinary equivalent of the prstine conveniences running with Chanel No 5 in Trainspotting ( Read more... )

Texas just replaced old textbooks that referred to marriage as a partnership between two people with ones saying "husband and wife". And Texas is one of the largest textbook buyers in the nation. Hey, why don't we start talking about fatties and retards as long as we're rolling back minority awareness? And how about this (warning: this may take all ( Read more... )

"The National Government will regard it as its first and foremost duty to revive in the nation the spirit of unity and cooperation. It will preserve and defend those basic principles on which our nation has been built. It regards Christianity as the foundation of our national ( Read more... )

It's hard to keep wanting to be the one who saves yourself.

I woke up this morning to shower, and for whatever reason, no hot water will come out of my shower. This has happened a couple times before, and I don't really mind. The strange part is that I feel GROSS and really wish I could shower, and the last time I took a shower was - yesterday ( Read more... )

I'm seeing all these headlines about Bush WINNING that debate with Kerry, plus a bunch of headlines that say vitamins are bad for you, including "Vitamins only bring you closer to death ( Read more... )

I just woke up from a dream where there were about 10-15 people walking down these broad boulevards. There were these enormous dumbbells in the road that were supposed to rein in the cattle, but some other girl and I were in charge of moving them out of the path so our group could walk through. And for some reason (I think they didn't know my name ( Read more... )

I'm at school waiting for classes to start. I'm supposed to be doing biochem, but I forgot my shit at home so here I am wasting time on the internet ( Read more... )

My mom told me today that she went to work out and went to a bicycle (Spinning?) class, and then came home and realized she had a ginormous hole in the crotch of her workout pants. And this was a workout in a class with several other people, involving stretches and leg kicks ( Read more... )