God to see my Facebook. Livejournal? I mean, to see my Livejournal tell the story of my life, one might think I have nothing better to do than digest puerile entertainment ( Read more... )

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Jesus Christ, what kind of condition should I be worrying about that will have me using cathaters so habitually that not only do I need to worry about RE-USING them, but "cath" becomes a verb in my lexicon?

OMG I hope it's not caused by fluffy hair, because I have fluffy hair.

Perhaps I would have been more compelled to vote if I had predicted the "Bar-rage" of sweet puns that have already been milked from the swollen teet of our new president's name.

I, for one, couldn't be prouder of our paper's front page today.


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evilegg's demand that I include champagne among my Valentine refreshments made me hope I'm as elegant a hostess as Christopher Walken in "The Continental."

One of my biggest problems with women's fashions at the moment is that every garment seems to require the purchase of yet *other* garments to be wearable ( Read more... )

Yesterday I told a co-worker that I think "ringback songs" (where your phone is set to play a song to a caller instead of ring) is the communications equivalent of a face tattoo.

You just assume anyone with a ringback song doesn't have a real job and never will.