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[schizojenic]

I could be doing my homework, but instead I wrote these.

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[pikaporeon]

My bff and I have been keeping an eye on our buddy from childhood, since his uncle has been paying us to look after him. Things came to a head and we had to escort our buddy to England and give the King a letter once we arrived, but apparently our "buddy" swapped out the letters. I just gave the King of England a warrant for my own execution. FML > Rosencrantz or Guildenstern (are dead) from Hamlet

[panoptics]

Sounds a bit like Olivia but not QUITE. I'm still guessing it is her from Twelfth Night

I'm pretty sure it is.

[pikaporeon]

I just forgot about the actual in the forest scene.

[panoptics]

I woke up from a nap last night and found myself totally taken with his hunk I'd met. I invited him back to my place, and we had an amazing time together, even though we didn't go very far. The next morning, I noticed this same guy was utterly hideous: he quite literlly had the head of a donkey. I was sober last night, too. FML

Bottom and... I forget who else. A Midsummer Night's Dream.

This girl I'm crazy about sent me a letter today asking me to wear yellow socks, yell at servants and constantly smile in order to make her happy. Everyone else thought I'd gone nuts and locked me in a cellar and the girl has no idea what I'm doing. One of her servants came by later to make fun of me and I found out that they'd forged the letter to publicly embarass me. FML

Malvolio. Twelfth Night. But someone already put that one up.

[ggmoonycrisco]

oh my god I know ALL OF THEM ::cries::

[ejecthefloppy]

I love you.