Well, if I gleaned any new insight from today's experience, it is that I do not condone cheating in relationships, and I do not want to be "that girl". You know the one I mean.

If he had caught me 3 years ago, I probably would have been game but now...nah. I'd just as soon be sexless and drama-free.

So, my "flirting technique" is basically making fun of the guy I like with compliments in between. Like I would never want to compliment someone too much because that's too sugary and I would never want to cut someone down too much because I don't want people to think I'm just a bitch. So it's mostly teasing ( Read more... )

Aside from my penchant for crushing on incredibly useless men, I think that I am doing pretty well for myself. I can't control the fact that some men are gay and some men are jerks, but everything else is just dandy, baby ( Read more... )

Here lies Ashley.
She went down swinging.

Ultimately, I cannot sell people what they don't want to buy. Even though I think it would make them happy. Even though I know the great features the product has. Even though it would look good in their house.

If he doesn't want it, someone else inevitably will.

( I could see her lie back in a satin dress in a room where you do what you don't confess )

Cillian Murphy is the sexiest androgynous person ever.

I really hope that this James Blunt guy goes away soon. His song and video for said song are just awful.

Lately I've been feeling like Claire Dane's character in "Shopgirl." Not a good feeling.

I leave for Chicago tomorrow. The next weekend will be spent in sunny Orlando, Florida. I hope neither plane crashes or anything deadly happens because I still have a lot of stuff that I would like to accomplish ( Read more... )