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Y'all prepare for impending exam/life fail
FUCK YOU INTERNETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
FUCK YOU LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I HATE EVERYONE INCLUDING YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Allow me to be the first to say,
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The second most honest person you'll ever meet in your life.
Like Jack Riddle, but with less neuroses.
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Magical Morning
My first stressless sleep in a *looong* time was followed by this glorious morning and I feel totally holy. Eating avocado on dense rye bread toast, shaving my legs, waltzing about in my underwear and sighing contentedly to Joanna Newsom makes me pure and good and *cleeaan* Hair is washed, fingernails are clipped, and the only thing left to do for ( Read more... ) -
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And when all other arguments fail, "it's not fair!" never works, so don't bother. Had a few moments this week where I felt pretty low, and it's all 'cause of you guys, so I hope you feel bad. Nay. One of them was the part where I spent 3 hours kneeling in front of my toilet bowl, making noises like I was being strangled and anal raped (probably) ( Read more... ) -
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Hi hi. Seems like lj has been experiencing a bit of a lull which is INCREDIBLY frustrating but I'm too boring to write stuff myself, but here goes regardless ( Read more... ) -
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Hi, meet ULTIMATE MESS-MAKER.
If you need things complicated, you know who to call.
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Oh man, I am so bored, deranged. I have been cooped up at my house for the past who-knows-how-long being sick with a killer flu (I have money on swine) and I am now insaaaaane. I spent today making a mixture of yoghurt, avocado, egg, banana, olive oil and mayonnaise, which I then put on isabelle's head (and it took a fuckin aaaaaage to get all the ( Read more... ) -
Ahoy, sailor!
Text message from Kayla Brabin is a perfect thing to wake up to! :D