As if I could forget Subversa's natal day.

I have never been one to stand in line.

Now that the riffraff is out of the way--

To the dungeons, witch.

Your celebration punishment assignment awaits.

For Mis-T.


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It's shiv5468's birthday and she expects me to share.

Ah, well.  Needs must.
Threesome it is.
annietalbot and elise_wanderer, you know the way to the dungeons.

LJ told me that today is Shefa's birthday.

But as she has been ignoring me of late (fucking Sherlock), I will thus ignore her.

::ignore::

She has certainly put me in some interesting positions.

Sigh.

I suppose I must.

Have an adequate day, shiv, and an approximation of many more.

There. Are you satisfied?

Just because we once had an assignation, witches are glaring at me as if I owe her something.

Perhaps I should give her a token of my affection.

Boomslang skin.

With a bill.

You say surrogate. I say, it leads to sex.

You say artificial. I say, it leads to sex.

You say, babies. I say, babies obviously didn't hamper Arthur and Molly's sex lives.

Vote for surrogate tales.

I am all about the donation of life force.

Detention, Miss Granger!

(Wait, did I say that part out loud?)

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Wine. Museums. Avant-garde cinema.

I anticipate a quiet respite from burdensome women.

July cannot get here soon enough.