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God was pretty drunk he first tried to restart the human race with Noah's family. Only one human family? That way inbreeding lies, God, you fool, don't you understand this thing called genetics that you so intelligently designed ( Read more... )

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Hmm. Some questions are a little unfair, but I made up for it by guessing well on others.
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At 2:30am today, I awoke to the dulcet tones of water leaking from my hot water system. Wait, that's not good news. ( Read the exciting details here! )

It finally happened today: my TV flatlined. ( Tedious details available here )

Right here on the innernetz at You Don't Know JackThat's right, all you squirms: that crazy PC game is now in innernetz form ( Read more... )

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Aiming for two posts tonight kids; each very important but for different reasons.
Post one is for the following site: xkcd.comIt's like this guy is writing this stuff for me but, more importantly, to confuse people who don't get me. Or something. Ah, it's a funny site because it's... um... high-brow nerdage(?)... smartillectual(?) for geeks and ( Read more... )

As in Re Invention Of The Wheel. This is truly the dawn of mankind...

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Or it would be if only it could transform into a giant ninja with zombies for a face...