To Whom It May Concern

[schometortoise]

Dear fellow wage slave of our indomitable corporate master, all hail McCheese, please do not become irate at other stores (because, yes your sandwich was wrong, our bad), identify yourself as working for a different store, and then claim that your grill never messes up. Why? Because we know you're lying. You store's grill team may be good, but

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[kneesroverrated]

Great, now I want a Big Mac.