Why is life so complicated? Things can never all be perfect at once. Even if you think your life is going well, take a harder look and I gaurantee you will find something that isn't right. Perfection does not exist ( Read more... )

I registered for all my classes, then didn't know what to do.
( So I did this )

My family and I went bowling today, after Thanksgiving dinner. So guess what that means?? You guessed it- we're rednecks. And to top off the evening, we watched "Blue Collar Comedy" on comedy central. Now actually, that shit was funny ( Read more... )

My first speeding ticket. What a sad day. At least I told my parents so I don't have to weigh that on my conscience for the next week. I already have the belly-button looming in the back of my mind. And I actually had a good day at work, but this shit had to screw that up for me.

Shoutout to Baron:

"Fuck the police!"

Harder every time and it starts to show on my face and on my wall where all [his] pictures fall ( Read more... )

When things seem to be on the inevitable decline, my girls are always there to brighten my day and show me a good time. We had a great time tonight celebrating Jen's 18th birthday. The evening started with a fine-dining extravaganza at Hooter's bar and grill, and was followed by a trip to the Pier for some high-quality sober fun. We "shook it ( Read more... )

November 21, 2003- the day that Keysha Lady-Shally Carpenter was laid to rest. Since I received her as a gift for my third birthday, there is hardly a time that I can remember not having her. She was a beautiful dog, and I was very close to her. Although she managed to escape death more times than I can count on my right hand (heat stroke, ( Read more... )

Well, the Indian party sucked ass because it got broken up by the cops really early. I didn't drink THAT much, but it's really hard to type right now. And of course, as I typed that sentence it became a lot easier. Go figure. This doesn't make sense, and I want to hang with Vahe now. So I'm going to. And I'm going to eat spicy cheetos. Peace

1:11= Usually the time when I look ( Read more... )

What the fuck is a bitch on a stick? I had some fun this weekend- in San Francisco. Smoked the Bong-Zilla, drank a lot, met some really chill people, and got my belly button pierced. Woohoo!! Ok, that was gay. But my weekend wasn't!! The gayest part was watching The Thing- no offense Matt. I can't wait to a) be 21 and b) live in my own ( Read more... )