I swear if my mom had her own reality show it would be extremely successful. People love extreme, and people love to hate ( Read more... )

Perspective is a funny thing.

On my birthday the weekend before last, I was having a conversation with my biffle (BF... F), and I mentioned a thought that had just occurred to me:

People younger than us will be alive in the next century, but we probably won't.

For me, this was merely an interesting and envious thought.
But my biffle seemed [idk.. ( Read more... )

I feel... empty.
I might be expecting too much from life.

Why is it that you have to question my future with your values?
Don't project your confusion and uneasiness onto your evaluation of my goals.
I don't need what you want to be happy.
Honestly, wouldn't that be idiotic? --To gauge my life's worth against your approximation of happiness?

So, I think I'm calm right now. But I might be wrong. Because even though I'm managing not to run out of my house crying and screaming like a lunatic, my thoughts and pulse are racing... like a lunatic. I'm both glad and angry that I have enough wits about me to sit here on my bed writing instead of stuffing my backpack with essentials and ( Read more... )

I've got a short fuse in the annoyance department ( Read more... )

Puns are funny if they're subtle and clever.

Exhibit A:
Mercutio: "Ask for me tomorrow, and you shall find me a grave man."

Not exactly "lol" material, but it makes me grin on the inside.

Exhibit B:
"How 'punny' of you" <..
..............Anything of this nature is, for the greater part, not okay with me.
I might be laughing, but usually, I just want to ( Read more... )

"The Irony Of It All"
The Streets

Hello, Hello
My name's Terry, and I'm a law abider.
There's nothing I like more than getting fired up on beer.
And when the weekend's here, I exercise my right to get paralytic and fight.
Good bloke, fairly, but I get well leery when geezers look at me funny.  Bounce 'em round like bunnies.
I'm likely to cause mischief.
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I lack faith, and I don't just mean religiously ( Read more... )

Kanye West (don't hate--this shit is funny ( Read more... )

I can't wait until college is over ( Read more... )