(In no particular order)

• Sing the Spongebob Squarepants theme song in the captain's voice
• Sing the opening line to "You're Beautiful" in a James Blunt-ish rasp
• Say things in an exaggerated French accent
• Say "That's weird" with a British accent
• Say things in an effeminate British accent

I want to feel exactly as I do at this moment every single day ( Read more... )

People really like to look down on you for not fitting in. Even if they like you, they kind of expect you to conform because they associate with you and expect you to exhibit some kind of desire to want the things they want ( Read more... )

I need some 뗙볶이. This would be a good time to know or have some Korean friends, if only to find a place to eat.

I wonder if I'll ever be content with the way I look. That's probably impossible
I keep thinking I'm going to go on a diet one of these days, but I know that's not going to happen. I like food way too much, and I'm a bitch when I'm hungry ( Read more... )

BEHAPPYbehappyBEhappybeHAPPYBeHappybEhAPPYbEhApPyBeHaPpY ( Read more... )

You don't listen. And it's not an issue of wanting your obedience or affection. That's not why I'm bothered ( Read more... )

Streets On Fire
By Lupe Fiasco

The stars are alive; and the path is colliding
The plan is arriving; and she's out there smiling
The fear is upon us; the skies tried to warn us
Their perils are goners; no children to mourn us
It's driving me crazy; This whore is my lady
We've lost all our babies; and God is amazing
The tick of the timer; the ( Read more... )

What is it about people in relationships that make them think they have a right to invade the privacy of the ones they date? Or that the concept of privacy no longer exists between them?

That person may be your sweetness, but s/he still has all the rights that s/he had when s/he wasn't with you.
Just because you (whoever you are) might be okay ( Read more... )

"Lovelife"
Atmosphere
God Loves Ugly

Individually wrapped, placed in neat little rows
Becoming a piece of everything that grows
Some numbers, a name, to indicate you played the game
Came empty-handed and left the same
A soul is a soul, and a shell is a shell
The border in between is full of everything you felt
Some cling to a cross because they're ( Read more... )