I can't believe I didn't get a picture

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So my wife called me on the phone the other day as I was at our neighbor's house. She was, in her own words, freaking out because she had done some laundry, removed said laundry from the washing machine, and later reached into the machine only to have her hand brush up against something brown, furry, wet and squeaky. Mouse? Rat? Bat

Comments

[nocoins]

You are a good person! I probably would have just run around in circles in my living room screeching and crying until I fell asleep from exhaustion.

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Oh, you would have just thrown Gary in there, right?

[corrigami]

...or turned into butter.

[bakerloo]

I have been waiting and waiting to hear this story.

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I've been waiting to tell it! Man, I wish I had gotten a picture. Or video!

You know how I feel about bats.

[petit_chou]

This is possibly my favorite story you have ever posted. BATS!

Shikaka!

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I've been made way too happy these past few days when I think about the bat surviving, thriving, and maybe producing additional bats.

Better check the machine for that randy boy bat

[tawdryjones]

WOW.

Re: Better check the machine for that randy boy bat

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Tabloid headline: Laundry Detergent Impregnates Bat!

[toomskt]

WOW.

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I know! I'm thinking of seeing what it would take to take it on as a pet.