Oh man, if I ever meet the asshole who invented corks, he better hope I don't have a large blunt object with me to beat him with.

I been thinking it over and Hank Williams totally has any poet I can think of beat.

An asshole behind me in line at the liquor was talking about how he was working on a novel that was a sort of mix between James Joyce and Oscar Wilde, to this blonde, who was totally buying it. For the good of the literary world, a beating was the obvious thing to do. However, I realized that would endanger my getting drunk tonight, so I paid and ( Read more... )

Thinking back, I probably should have paid attention when my new roommate toldm eh is name. Then again, there's probably a lot of things I shouldn't have done today, like spending 20 bucks on Coke and rum, or knocking that old lady into the street.

Sparks is like the best writing tool since the pen or maybe even the cave wall.

Fuckin Man Man. How is it I've been listening to this album a year, and I'm still obsessed with it?

Tomorrow night I start my community service!

A week from today I'll be back in Colorado. Man, time moves kinda quickly sometimes.

I just signed up for Facebook. Man, I'm not gonna be able to handle break much longer.

I'm not nearly drunk enough right now.

I'm in Baltimore! I'm pretty bored with it already.