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Virgin Butterfly Wings
When time travel comes about, it's not going to be noble trips in time to stop Kennedy's assassination, or killing dinosaurs for fun, or finding out who's life your hologram buddy is there to help you fix. When time travel comes about, it will be developed by a company with massive resources, wanting to turn a profit. And time travel will become a ( Read more... ) -
How to Win Elections and Alienate People
Run for office. Promise if you win, everyone gets a lollipop ( Read more... ) -
The S From Hell
I may have spoken to you about scary production logos in the past (I've certainly linked to them enough times), and perhaps you thought me insane. "It's just something at the end of the show! Who cares?" When you're six, loud synthesizer tones mixed with an animated synthetic creation can seem like a demon from the pits of hell. And you know what? ( Read more... ) -
"Artist" Steals from Mez
Hey everybody! Mez got her first multiple copyright violation today. Here's what she has to say.
"So this motherfucker, www.myspace.com/derektattoos, has one of my pieces in his portfolio. You might want to see if he's using your hard work to drum up business as well. And please, repost the shit out of this so that everyone can see what scum ( Read more... ) -
I'm a Magician
Today, Mez is on the final day of one of the busiest weeks of her life. This morning I told her I would pick up the house this afternoon*, since we would likely get a house showing tomorrow morning at 9:00am preventing her from sleeping in, because the universe is just funny like that. We haven't had a showing in a week or so, and I had nothing to ( Read more... ) -
Get the Facts!
SCENE. A subarban kitchen. Two teenage brothers, BILLY and BOBBY enter the kitchen after a game of soccer outside. BILLY is carrying a soccer ball. BOBBY is opening the fridge door.
BILLY: Man, that was quite a soccer match. I'm so thirsty I could drink a horse!
BOBBY (Reaching into the fridge and grabbing a couple cans of CORN-BASED ETHANOL ( Read more... )