Nizzle wizzle dizzle mizzle yizzle fizzle gizzle fizzle rizzle. Foshizzle mizzle bizzle.

If you don't know what I mean by 'the act' you should die a slow, painful and partially moist death.

I would like to give a shout-out (if he's reading this) to the Asian Guy who I offended with the Al Sharpton comment (the one about him being sent back to the cotton-fields) that I made on one of my entries. I just think it's ridiculous (is that how you spell that? I've been in Germany too long...) that Al Sharpton is running for President. It has ( Read more... )

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So I haven't put anything with any real substance on this thing in a while; and today's not any different. Two weeks of Ferien next week and über next week. Man am I glad that Jesus died ( Read more... )

I think you should all die.

I determined yesterday that the only real German anyone needs to know when living in or visiting Germany is 'Keine Ahnung.'

Just a coincidence that beauty and booty are similar? I think not...

My head hurts.

In the magnificent words of Q-Tip: 'Joni Mitchell never lies.'