You know those conversations that you plan out in your head how you think they should or could possibly happen if everything goes the way you want it to? Yeah, I like those conversations.

I think I'll let the tests speak for themselves:


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The people in my new German course are my new family.

I want to lose my Virginity (that's right: a capital V) to Janet Jackson.

I talked to my russian beauty again today on the bus and it just keeps getting stronger. GOD-DAMN is she beautiful. Unfortunately I think she has a boyfriend; I'm not too sure, though. I didn't really hear her because her eyes were swallowing my heart ( Read more... )

Does anyone else remember back when we discovered that Fizzle was my babydaddy forizzle on the shizzledizzlebizzle with the kizzlezizzle? Man, were those the days...

What I did in school today:

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How's this for a pick-up line:

Hast du 'nen Freund? Ich wollte nur fragen, weil ich dich total nett und hübsch finde; und es ist meine Glaube, daß alle nette hübsche Mädchen keine Freunden hätten sollen, damit sie nett und hübsch bleiben könnten. Amsonst wird's keine mehr geben, und dafür ein schlechtes Leben.

I would tell you what I did today, but then it wouldn't be a secret; and that's no fun.

Where does she keep it all hidden? What the fuck, man.