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Scientific Fact #15: Rich Friends Are Worth It

Mar 25, 2007 00:36

You are drinking to another one of your lawyer friend's multi-million dollar victories. He says things like 'handed his ass to him on a plate' and 'stoked'. When your girlfriend goes to the washroom he asks you how good of a lay she is and whether she takes it up the ass. Then he sniffs a little, like people who are in the coke do, and openly leers ( Read more... )

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timeforcopper March 25 2007, 04:38:51 UTC

I love what you write and I like waiting for a new one to show up.

scientificfacts March 25 2007, 04:49:47 UTC

I like waiting for them to show up too... Sometimes takes a while... Glad you like them!

krhazy March 25 2007, 04:43:03 UTC

the factual thing about these facts is that they are factually factual.

scientificfacts March 25 2007, 04:49:14 UTC

I make no false claims to truth!

smilingbeef March 25 2007, 04:45:50 UTC

I AM POSTING A COMMENT ON YOUR BLOG

scientificfacts March 25 2007, 04:48:44 UTC

I am replying in kind! We are two of the world's foremost experts on fascinating exchanges!

smilingbeef March 25 2007, 06:51:34 UTC

QUITE!

Also, my director took a dump on my critical intro, but I am fighting him tooth and nail on it. I should be able to introduce myself in a style that is philosophically honest.

scientificfacts March 25 2007, 06:58:42 UTC

Dude I have the utmost respect for you. I would've gone apeshit on them a long time ago.

Introduce it with interpretive dance!

howeverbrief March 25 2007, 08:14:59 UTC

I found you through another blog and think you're cool, so now you're on my friend's list. This should prove awesome and informative.

atlasimpure March 25 2007, 09:10:37 UTC

Is it bad that that is the best investment advice I've gotten all month?