Scientific Fact #15: Rich Friends Are Worth It

[scientificfacts]

You are drinking to another one of your lawyer friend's multi-million dollar victories. He says things like 'handed his ass to him on a plate' and 'stoked'. When your girlfriend goes to the washroom he asks you how good of a lay she is and whether she takes it up the ass. Then he sniffs a little, like people who are in the coke do, and openly leers

Comments

[semipious]

what you write is beautiful. Someday, someone, should take the effort and time to turn the best of these facts into short films, and put them together, back to back, to make a movie.

[nlisticmystc]

This reminds me of my dad, only less pathetic! :D

[windowseatrecap]

I think I love you.

[sixyearholiday]

I think these are the most important facts to know.

[spug]

Everything I know about life I learned from scientificfacts.