Scientific Fact #15: Rich Friends Are Worth It

[scientificfacts]

You are drinking to another one of your lawyer friend's multi-million dollar victories. He says things like 'handed his ass to him on a plate' and 'stoked'. When your girlfriend goes to the washroom he asks you how good of a lay she is and whether she takes it up the ass. Then he sniffs a little, like people who are in the coke do, and openly leers

Comments

[lyvlelacey]

Can I borrow your eyes someday? Perhaps I could look at the world, such as it is, and spin it into such awe-dripping beauty as this.

Verily, I worship you.

<3

[candiedviolets]

Eight points for working 'verily' into an everyday (albeit rather amorous) sentence! Sexy up the language, friend!

Yes!, and also: Yes!

[anonymous]

Just had to drop a comment to gush praise as well.

I printed these all out and made a little book of them so I could read them on the tube. It's pretty special. But if these do get made into a book then I'll buy it so I'm not a thief!

Fact #12 blew.me.away it's so good.

[anonymous]

myspace.com/larshylarsh

this guy is taking all your shit and pretending it's his. it's on his myspace blog.

[scientificfacts]

Thanks for letting me know. He did put up a comment saying they're not his and I guess he stopped posting after #12, so I think it'll work out alright. So long as he ain't selling them to people or anything I'm cool.

Thank you for your vigilence though!

[modestlobster]

Those last two sentences. Perfect.