I hate this store.

A lady today asked if I could make a sign telling customers not to use their cell phones inside the store. I'll get right on that....

But no, people who talk loudly and annoyingly on cell phones in public places don't pay any attention to signs. And if they're going to be rude, they won't take kindly to anyone pointing it out.

Using Gizzoogle this is a previous journal entry of mine that just came out beautifully....

[izzy. 20th, 2004| 02:55 pm ] "Would you like a bag fo` this?" - Silas

"WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?!?" - Drug Deala

Come on lady... What tha fizzy do you thizzink I said. "Get tha hizzell out of mah store you filthy cow. And takes yo shitty self hizzay ( Read more... )

Lovely. Just lovely. I was outside in the courtyard at work pressure washing several years worth of gunk off the flagstones and suddenly my pressure drops to nothing. I look behind me to see a geysering jet of water leaping from the middle of the hose. It appears that as I was moving around and using the wand, the pressure building and decreasing ( Read more... )

It only looks like I'm holding up little Loki for the camera. In actuality I was raising him up for a sacrificial pagan cermony. But he got away... PIPPIN!!! COME HERE PIPPIN!!!!

I've been ever so slightly bothered by the fact that lately while scanning the shelves at the video store, or scanning the channels at home, that I'll give a long hard look at a movie that I very well know I have sitting next to the TV at home. I tell myself, "what are you doing? You own this movie. Just plug it in and watch it anytime you want ( Read more... )

Damnit to hell....

I don't remember who I told this story to, so forgive me if you've heard it ( Read more... )

Yesterday, I watched a co-worker ringing up a customer. She said, "And I'll just need to see a piece of photo ID for the check" The lady stopped writing her check, looked up, and said angrily, "I'm still writing the check! I'll get out my ID in a minute. Hang on ( Read more... )

We just got a new pressure washer at work. $400 plus bucks. It's for cleaning our courtyard and for spraying bird crap of the side of the building. (It's for washing my manager, Roger's Miata. Maybe for washing Roger ( Read more... )