While that is a possibility, DATS procedures for "about to get attacked by a psychotically angry older brother of someone you just slept with" is...
... Getting the hell out of Dodge for a few days, at a pace comparable to the optimal speed for getting out of the fortress of General Lyonwhyte. That is, approximately the fastest you can go.
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A dead girl and one of the new navigators is what you did.
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Douglas.
I'll be merciful.
Five minute head start.
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Your... whatever that is? I didn't really want to know about.
And if you kill me who'll make you sweet weapon upgrades?
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Depends on if any such upgrades can knock out Colonel in the next five seconds.
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I am right outside of Layer's quarters.
I am giving you a ten second head start only so you can get to a location that is not in the vicinity of my sister.
Nine seconds...
Eight seconds...
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... Apparently, the Rabu Rabu virus really, really did interesting things to you.
I also think I heard something about a "robot sex god"...
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... Getting the hell out of Dodge for a few days, at a pace comparable to the optimal speed for getting out of the fortress of General Lyonwhyte. That is, approximately the fastest you can go.
... Need a ride?
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NOT THE FREAKING TIME FOR IT.
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What?
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I officially hate you.
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So unless you've got something insightful to add, you can just let Daddy go strap explosives in you, again, for all I care.
Then we can just pick this up again later. We've got a few reasons to kick your ass, anyhow, so I'll just save up my frustrations for THAT.
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