[backdated to morning of February 18th]

Feb 19, 2010 02:28

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What... did I... just do...?

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needsmorepower February 19 2010, 07:29:56 UTC
Well according to your last post?

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A dead girl and one of the new navigators is what you did.

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sclassedge February 19 2010, 07:30:39 UTC
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Douglas.

I'll be merciful.

Five minute head start.

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needsmorepower February 19 2010, 07:31:55 UTC
Hey!

Your... whatever that is? I didn't really want to know about.

And if you kill me who'll make you sweet weapon upgrades?

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sclassedge February 19 2010, 07:33:38 UTC
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Depends on if any such upgrades can knock out Colonel in the next five seconds.

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vigilant_half February 19 2010, 07:32:14 UTC
Zero?

I am right outside of Layer's quarters.

I am giving you a ten second head start only so you can get to a location that is not in the vicinity of my sister.

Nine seconds...

Eight seconds...

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sclassedge February 19 2010, 07:32:46 UTC
...Colonel.

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vigilant_half February 19 2010, 07:33:11 UTC
Seven seconds.

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sclassedge February 19 2010, 07:34:14 UTC
You REALLY don't want to do this right now.

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fireybrush February 19 2010, 07:34:23 UTC
... *Lori reads the post again. And again. And...*

... Apparently, the Rabu Rabu virus really, really did interesting things to you.

I also think I heard something about a "robot sex god"...

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sclassedge February 19 2010, 07:37:50 UTC
...obviously, I just need to find a rock to crawl under.

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fireybrush February 19 2010, 07:43:25 UTC
While that is a possibility, DATS procedures for "about to get attacked by a psychotically angry older brother of someone you just slept with" is...

... Getting the hell out of Dodge for a few days, at a pace comparable to the optimal speed for getting out of the fortress of General Lyonwhyte. That is, approximately the fastest you can go.

... Need a ride?

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vigilant_half February 19 2010, 07:45:59 UTC
I AM NOT PSYCHOTIC

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pink_navig8r February 19 2010, 07:51:21 UTC
I don't really understand why you lot even have the ability to have intercourse.

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sclassedge February 19 2010, 07:52:16 UTC
Professor?

NOT THE FREAKING TIME FOR IT.

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pink_navig8r February 19 2010, 07:53:46 UTC
Clearly. But all the same, Alia wants to talk to you.

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sclassedge February 19 2010, 08:08:37 UTC
Oh, for crying...

What?

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redundantname February 19 2010, 07:55:19 UTC
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I officially hate you.

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sclassedge February 19 2010, 08:08:58 UTC
If you didn't before, Anchor Man, I'm impressed.

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redundantname February 19 2010, 08:18:26 UTC
Get bent.

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[locked] sclassedge February 22 2010, 01:40:38 UTC
Yeah, because you've given me SO many reasons to not level insults at you. And in case you didn't notice? I'm a bit on edge at the moment.

So unless you've got something insightful to add, you can just let Daddy go strap explosives in you, again, for all I care.

Then we can just pick this up again later. We've got a few reasons to kick your ass, anyhow, so I'll just save up my frustrations for THAT.

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