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Writer's Block: Close Encounters of the Celebrity Kind
Heath Ledger. Nice guy! We were at this party, joking around. I thought it would be funny to see which of us could down more prescription medications over the course of three hours. He pretty much PWND me, lolz!! But then Heath wasn't feeling so good and decided to head home. Gave him my email, we were gonna go play some ski-ball sometime. ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Self-Indulgent
Giving up an an indulgence for or 40 days?
40 days of what? -
Writer's Block: Cookies
"Confucius Say: Never Gonna Give You Up, Never Gonna Let You Down... (in bed!)"
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Writer's Block: Robotic
Lynne Cheney. -
Writer's Block: Open Arms
This is why I carry a taser. -
Writer's Block: So Long, Farewell
Defeating Mothra. Or was that Godzilla?
No, pretty sure it was Bush. -
Writer's Block: Clothing Options
I'd rather be nude. Totally nude.
Unfortunately, the managers at the Olive Garden will not permit this. -
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[discussing my recent piece for Ninjalistics, in which David Hasselhoff has been recruited as a corporate spokesperson]
APV: Is that where the "turbo boost" joke comes from?
Scola: From Knight Rider? Of course!!!
Scola: Turbo Boost is to Knight Rider what the Paddles were to the first season of ER. However, just in case, might want to link " ( Read more... )