The best part of being home alone is being able to just blast music and sing along without giving a fuck.

Note to self: These boots, while hot, were not so much made for walking, so maybe ixnay on the two and a half mile uphill walks to school in them.

In other news, Psyduck isn't psychic at all. I feel cheated and lied to.

I haven't slept in 39 hours.

That's that thing that's the opposite of good, I think.

I know I drunk gchatted a lot of you, and I know it's sometimes hard to believe what a drunk person says, so I want all of you to know...

The drag queen story? 100% true.

God, nightmares when you're drunk are even worse than nightmares when you're sober.

Man, Pokemon. I know after kung-fu monkey and kung-fu chicken, the fire starters had a lot to live up to, but this isn't even remotely kung-fu!

1. Cursed Itoi's name.
2. Wept like a baby.
3. Hugged my mom.
4. Smiled like a fool through the entire end credits sequence.
5. Begged Itoi's forgiveness, re: prior cursing.

There was a post here. It's gone now.

My accounting teacher opened the class with an article about "Obama's Socialism."