03-2 [voice of the accidental variety | backdated to before the event]

[slaythemoon]

-- won’t it go in?

[His tone is that of someone who’s obviously been trying to do something for a little while now, only to be met with repeated difficulty and failure. Like trying to loosen a lid on a jar that just won’t come off.

There’s a long pause, punctuated by labored breathing... and then...]Should’ve... fuckin’... asked somebody if... it

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[sucksatkidou]

[Holy. Fucking. Shit.

This is so rich.

Renji wants to tease him so badly. He really does because there is so much to hit.

But that laughter you hear? Is currently keeping him from speaking words.]

[ voice ]

[slaythemoon]

[It takes him a moment to realize that it's just the Forge and not that there's somebody in the room. He knows that laugh...]

You can quit laughing any day now...

[ voice ]

[sucksatkidou]

Hell no, it's hilarious.

[He chuckles a little longer, but they do eventually go away.]

Scissors sound pretty dangerous, though, I'd lay off the kinky stuff until you can...get this figured out better.

[ voice ]

[slaythemoon]

...huh?

voice | can't... not... troll

[prescientblade]

[my this is unfortunate.]

Need a hand?

voice

[slaythemoon]

[Did this thing seriously just broadcast that?]

Oh geeze... you heard that too?

voice

[prescientblade]

There aren't many of us who didn't.

I can't help but notice how much it sounds like you don't know what you're doing.

voice

[slaythemoon]

[Did she just insult him? That was totally a diss, right?]

You try cramming something that's way too big into something that's not built to take it and we'll see how well you fare.

[voice]

[princely_calyx]

...I don't know what you're doing but I don't think scissors are going to help.

[voice]

[slaythemoon]

[Can this possibly get any worse?]

No, they'll help a lot. This needs cut off, like now.

[voice] She's innocentish, I'm not

[princely_calyx]

Cut off? I thought it didn't fit before...

What are you trying to get off?

[voice] XDDD

[slaythemoon]

Yeah, I kinda got that part figured out. Turns out it was too big, but as soon as I stopped fighting with it, it fit no problem.

...my hair.

[infidus]

[Just. What.]

[He was going to ignore the post because it is completely beneath his dignity to respond but. Well.]

You may wish to consider checking the settings on your Forge.

[slaythemoon]

[ASLIKRGFJARLIJGASLIKGJASLKIGTJASILFJSDLKFGJVS]

It wasn't supposed to be on!

[infidus]

I gathered that.

[oh ichigo. why do you amuse him so?]

I assume you are attempting to rejoin your living body.

[slaythemoon]

It shouldn't have been that difficult.

video;

[turncloak]

Perhaps, friend, some lubrication would serve to ease your way - natural or otherwise.

video

[slaythemoon]

Do they even make that for this sort of thing?

...wait, what do you mean by "natural"?

video

[turncloak]

If you're doing it right I should think that would be obvious. Or perhaps I am mistaken, and you're choosing a rear entry? Goose grease, lard, or oil in a pinch.

video

[slaythemoon]

So if I try it from the front next time, I shouldn't have a problem?