My birthday FUCKING SUCKED...Right now, I'm thinkin that 19...SUCK MY ASSHOLE!!! FUCK WHOEVER MADE UP BIRTHDAYS!! He needs a swift kick in the anus.

Its classic. I'm sitting in sarah's room...being anti social. her friend walks in...asking if I want to go to a party.
"um..Ok..You have to ask sarah."
Yeah, I don't go here.

"i'm hungry Saeah, but I'm gonna wait."
Jamie- "I'm tired Sarah, but I'm gonna sleep."

I'm visiting you sarah!!WAZZAP !!! I'm watching edward Scissor Hands with you and your buddies!! SO MUCH FUN!!!Anyways..talk to you kids later!!

Ah drunk people...will they ever say what they mean? Below you’ll find some common drunk phrases and what they translate to in sober language. I hope this helps you gauge whether or not it’s a good idea to let your buddy in the car when he claims he’s “totally fine, dude ( Read more... )

What up yo! I'm in LA BITCHES!!I can see the Hollywood sign from the apartment!!! YEY-UH!!! I saw Bob FRICKIN SAGET AT LAX...THE FULL HOUSE DAD!!! THEN I SAW ANOTHER ACTOR GROCERY SHOPPING! Don't remember his name....but he was looking for Tri-tip beef. thats all I remember.Talk to ya'll soon!!

I fucking hate it. Depression.I'll be just fine pretending I'm not. It gets the best of you. So does anger. FUck it. It is controlling my life. The only thing that made me happy....my friend....I fucked it up.Cuz I'm fucking dumb. But there is nothing I can do about it now. You know, you think you get rid of all your problems when you graduate high ( Read more... )

So..yeah...Got my nipples pierced.
FUCK!
yeah..it hurt.
But I'm a lover of pain....so I guess it works.
Yes..thats right..Gill is a SadoMasocist.
"WHips and chains...anal sex and oral sex..and whips and chains!"

One more thing....Apparently these are quotes that I would say. DRUNK OR SOBER.

"I wear more bracelets than a Russian whore."
"Your Mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries!!"-French Guy (Monty Python & the Holy Grail)
"But WHY is the rum gone?" - Captain Jack Sparrow

*Top Ten things to do at your graduation ( Read more... )