new and improved gypsy curses...

[scotchhooligan]

awhile back i created a list of new and improved gypsy curses for SOLAR. i was reading them today and laughing hysterically. hopefully, you will too

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[immortalize]

that's fucking great.

"And no, you don’t have anything to chew on. No one does. Stop asking!"

[do_san]

Cleptomania - Ooohh, neat!! Look what I found!...

Halitosis - Hordes of foul marauding undead turn and flee from the putrid odor that eminates from your oral cavity. Outside it's all roses and lilies...just don't speak.

[immortalize]

i think kleptomania is spelled with a "k" . . .

haha. you had an early start with finding neat things and convenient outbursts of amnesia when putting these neat things in your pockets.

official version:

[scotchhooligan]

kleptomania: the concept of personal property vanishes from your mind. if someone isnt holding it, they obviously dont want it anymore.