ok, so this new guy, Richard, started at our store yesterday. he is our new GTL (grocery team leader - whatever the fuck that means; its somewhere between us and the assistant grocery manager). he's this black cat with a very strong african accent(who fucking knows which country), that used to live in acworth. he knew where my old apartment was. so ( Read more... )

so, i rewrote the last paragraph, and added another one onto what i had previously, then i wrote part two. enjoy ( Read more... )

i finished lunar park. whoa.

i got a bottle, i got a bottle, i got a bottle of 12 year old scotch. woo hoo ( Read more... )

this is the intro to a story I might, or might not, keep writing ( Read more... )

first the man takes a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes the man.

i know what i want to be for halloween this year ( Read more... )

i finished atlas shrugged and started the new ellis novel, lunar park, last night. i stayed up most of the night.

its. goddamn. hilarious.

"swallowing IS about communication, baby."

"okay, i'm sorry, but can i still come on your face."

ok, the grocery manager sean is one of the best managers ive ever had. he knows exactly what needs to be done, he gives me and order, and i do it. like i said before... no friction. then there's my assistant grocery manager doug. doug is a 23 year old fucking condescending prick. he's worked at publix for five years, so he knows what he's doing. ( Read more... )

i got the idea for this long ago, but i never followed through with it until tonight ( Read more... )