Despite times when I do things that prove the opposite, I'm turned into an unsocial prick. I believe it's a defensive thing, coupled with the fact that it takes very little to genuinely irritate me. I might also be bi-polar ( Read more... )

It's almost five in the AM and I can't sleep because of those freaking red eyes staring in the window of the house from The Amityville Horror. If only they could've been a figment of Margot Kidder's imagination ( Read more... )

Last night's tiki party was a good time. Despite having my plastic coconut-encased boobs groped more times than I can count, I enjoyed myself. Turns out I'm a better dancer than I thought. I even learned a new move that involves punching upwards, then punching out to the side. It's fucking nift.

Okay, you nerds. Who's going to nerd out with me and go see the midnight premiere of Star Wars: Episode III? I'll see you there, losers. And I've got dibs on the red lightsaber ( Read more... )

I hope all you beautiful readers out there in LJ land think these jokes are as funny as Tink and I do. Enjoy ( Read more... )

Let's all start a super team. I want to be the brainy guy who's a huge jerk.

I haven't updated in a while and this is all I can come up with. Man, what a cop-out. Bet you guys are craving some more Scott.

I finally did it. I came up with a new AIM screen name to replace Heir of Top Man, which I outgrew ages ago. And man did I pick a good one. It's an homage. See if you get the reference ( Read more... )

I was growing my hair out. Now it's gone. I caved. I got it cut. I'm not proud of it. My hair's shorter than it's been in a while and all I can think about are the good times with my beautiful brown lockes. I didn't deserve that hair. You're probably saying, "Scott, you fool!" You're right to call me foolish. That was some great hair. It ( Read more... )

Merry Christmas! I'm not sure if this is late or premature, but you get the message. I love you guys. You're beautiful.