Today wasn't half bad. I set my alarm clock for nine, then fought it for two hours(I didn't really fight it) and got up around eleven. Killer ( Read more... )

Well, the ol' apartment smells like burnt chicken now. I blame Tink ( Read more... )

That song from the 90's "Cumbersome" was on the radio a few minutes ago. It sounds like the singer is saying "combersome ( Read more... )

I had a lot of fun this weekend. I got some free beer, pissed off a girl by playing an Elton John song on a jukebox, got told I was hot, and saw a heavy set guy fall over. Also, there was the video of the karate chick kneeing her sensei in the face ( Read more... )

This makes me happy.


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The weirdest thing just happened to me. I bought ten dollars worth of gas and handed the clerk a twenty. The ten-dollar-bill I got back had "Pray 4 Scott" written on it. This is a sign of something. Your thoughts?

I stole this because my ego needs satisfaction. Praise me, bitches ( Read more... )

School was lengthy. I got comics today. I'm drinking Redline energy drinks, which make my hyperactive as all fuck. I've got to work tonight. I could use a nap.

How are you?

Today was nifty even, I s'pose. I worked out, read, and did the work thing ( Read more... )

The first day of February, in the year of our lord 2006 is marked Ab Day on my calender. It's the day I'll finally have some abs to call my own. After February first, you'll be seeing me wearing unbuttoned dress shirts with nothing underneath, save my finely toned torso. Prepare yourselves, ladies ( Read more... )