On France

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Adge was absolutely wonderful. Admittedly, I don't like the sun - however I positively luxuriated in time alone with dear Rodolphus the mudbloodsnogging bastard. I suppose it's good to get me out in the open after all that stress about my bloody NEWTs, etc

Comments

[proud_slytherin]

BELLA! you seem rational! would you help me out of my boredom? Cecilia is trying to be funny like rita is but she can't do a fucking backflip without hurting her shoulder or neck! She's not dead, unfortunately, and if i kick her she'll try to dodge!

Rita NEVER does that!!

[rodolphus]

Don't kill the help, Regulus.

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The secret is to pretend you're going to kick her, then twist her arm instead. That way she'll stop dodging!

If she doesn't, grab her by the ear and make her do a backflip proper. I wonder how many she could do if you threw her?!

Though make sure you don't hurt her too much. I like my tea hot and my beds made, thankyou.