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[scourgify]

Adge was absolutely wonderful. Admittedly, I don't like the sun - however I positively luxuriated in time alone with dear Rodolphus the mudbloodsnogging bastard. I suppose it's good to get me out in the open after all that stress about my bloody NEWTs, etc

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[social_graces]

Oh bloody hell.

Bella! I thought that you had burned this ratty old thing. It is good to see you back and at it. I'm glad to see that you had a good time with Rodolphus in Adge, he spent quite some time worrying and fretting over making it the most absolutely perfect little trip. He's such a gentleman, isn't he?

[scourgify]

Actually, I thought I left it at school but unfortunately one of the House Elves packed it for me.

Oh did he? How lovely of him. Perhaps next time you could come, too, Cici.

[bloodtraitor]

WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH ABOUT SIRIUS JUNIOR

[social_graces]

Junior?

My word, I knew that you two were extremists but incest is just a bit over the top, even for freaks like you.

[bloodtraitor]

?? What??

[social_graces]

Surely not even Tonks would allow for a male child to carry your name if it was his.

Come to think of it, surely no one would allow anything to carry your name.

[tedfuckingtonks]

I'm touched by your concern, but I assure you that the baby is perfectly healthy.

[scourgify]

That's a pity.

[shinyblackstar]

I'm ever so happy to hear you are doing well, Bella. You see, unlike the rest of the family, I don't waste my time and energy bearing ill will towards any of you. It simply isn't worth my time to sit about wondering if horrible fates are befalling you or not. I'm sure you'll find the life you deserve. I hope you enjoy it.

Of course, I'm quite in agreement with you - you are not likely to look forward to changing nappies and feeding and burping children. I wouldn't be surprised if you were barren, having a heart as shriveled as your own appears to be, but even if you should somehow manage to procreate, I can't imagine you would ever sully your hands with anything as uncouth as proper maternal feeling. I do hope you won't look back on your life one day and regret the loss of common human feeling, or the smile of a small child to whom you are the world, or the tug of small fingers on your heartstrings... oh, silly me, I forgot. We've already established that you have none. Do enjoy your empty life, my dear sister. I am

[social_graces]

Why it's taken years for you to perfect, but I see that you've managed to finally learn to feign indifference, repress emotion, and deliver icey commentary.

Funny how you only managed to become just like Mother after she disowned you.

[shinyblackstar]

My darling Narcissa, how little you know me. I have many talents, whether you are aware of them, I couldn't begin to guess.

Funny how you've always been just like her with no effort at all.

[social_graces]

You are the one who has a problem with the woman. I meant it as a compliment.

[rodolphus]

I'm glad you enjoyed yourself, Bellatrix. Next time I'll find something with less sun and thus better suited to your wants. If, of course, there is to be a next time.

[scourgify]

I don't see why there shouldn't be.