Well, brilliant. Here's my enthusiast response to the safety or whatever they think "youths" have to this fucking ordeal. What the hell is wrong with this, I was going to get my license this summer for sure and they can't just take that away because a couple more people died. I'm SORRY, but who the fuck cares about some cat loving lesbians and ( Read more... )

ME. 1. TONKS. -8389297. ALSO A GOAT.If you were there and saw me wail on that bastard like I did, you are very lucky indeed, kids. There was a serious arse handing to with that guy and I'm sure you're going to think VERY CAREFULLY the next time you think of breathing, thanks. hahah it was so amazing ( Read more... )

GREATEST NEW YEAR'S EVER ( Read more... )

NEXT PERSON WHO MENTIONS JAMES' MUM AND DAD LOSES 3000 POINTS AND BLEEDS TO DEATH, THANKS. I'M NOT FUCKING KIDDING YOU COCKSLAPING BASTARDS.Thanks for not running your mouth about what's happened, Moony. i don't know when we're coming back, James has a lot of shit to box still if he isn't breaking it and I think he left his book there, maybe, so ( Read more... )

Moony if you are arsing around in the owlery while I sit up here dying I will haunt you and those ugly baby pigeons of yours forever.

My birthday is in five days. FORGET = DEATH. No one is exempt from that either, so I hope you all picked up something nice at our Hogsmeade visit or you'll face the consequences. Which are death, death, and death by death, thanks. And I don't mean nice just like "oh, how charming, what a lovely gesture" gift. It has to be GOOD. No bondage gear like ( Read more... )

Uh. Andi? Uhm. What happened to the end of the wedding? I was under the impression that there would be cake and drinks at this thing. Or you at least. Well, at least you took Tonks with you, wherever you guys went ( Read more... )

YOU'RE GOING TO RUE THE DAY, FUCKERS.

Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night think I've still got a transfig essay due the next morning and it's been asigned for weeks and NOT ONLY have I not done it but MG has threatened to draw and quarter anyone who doesn't turn one in. but then hahaha I remember! It is summer holidays and I am fantastically exempt from the rules for my ( Read more... )

NO FIVE AM TIG EITHER NOT FIVE AM ANYTHING I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!