From the desk of a brilliant someone who's won at life

[bloodtraitor]

ME. 1. TONKS. -8389297. ALSO A GOAT.If you were there and saw me wail on that bastard like I did, you are very lucky indeed, kids. There was a serious arse handing to with that guy and I'm sure you're going to think VERY CAREFULLY the next time you think of breathing, thanks. hahah it was so amazing

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[twice_shy]

I may have tuberculosis, Sirius. Or the plague. My dying wish is for you to bring me some toast and then we can have lightsabre practise. Luke and Han may banish me from the galaxy if I turn out to be a crap dueller.

[bloodtraitor]

It better not be catching. Which one was Han? Was he the one I elbowed in the face or the one who's arm I twisted until he cried?

[twice_shy]

The one you elbowed in the face.

[bloodtraitor]

Oh, good. He was half decent. In the film, do I kill the titchy crybaby one?

[hestia_jones]

What is it about Gryffindors that they can't hold a converstation for five minutes?

[bloodtraitor]

Not about BOOKS, you complete swot.

[hestia_jones]

Well I didn't see you offering alternative suggestions for topics of converstation. You were too busy sneering at Mr Tonks.

[bloodtraitor]

That's right! You WERE there! You know how it happened.

[tedfuckingtonks]

YOU THREW A FUCKING GOAT AT ME AND RAN AWAY. THAT WAS NOT WHOMPING THE SHITE OUT OF ME. THAT WAS THROWING A GOAT AT ME AND RUNNING AWAY. THAT'S WHAT IT WAS.

[bloodtraitor]

CALL IT WHAT YOU WILL I WAS THERE I KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED

[charmed_lily]

Oh for heaven's sake I'm sure there is absolutely nothing wrong with James.

[bloodtraitor]

Besides his love of whales, you mean.

[charmed_lily]

For heaven's sake, he does not love whales. He has much more sense than that.

[bloodtraitor]

Yeah, he gets off with girls who hex Slytherins! I always knew he'd wind up with someone just like us.