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And the shit monster rears its ugly head...
Fuck you car! You either drain my wallet via gas or drain my wallet with repairs! I am good to you aren't I? And then you go and do shit like this. Shape up or ship out you little bastard! If you were human, or if I thought it would help, I would smack the living shit out you. I just bought you a new engine like 4 months ago! Why can't you ( Read more... ) -
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My previous post sprang out of my guilt for yelling at/harassing homeless people... -
I yam what I yam and thats all that I yam...
Sometimes I feel like I am in a constant pursuit of forgiveness for the person that I am ( Read more... ) -
"On Zombies..."
I got into a discussion at work today about the rights of zombies in the modern american government. Don't get me wrong, I do not agree with what zombies do, but I will defend to the death their rights to do it. I think that the "Zombie 5/16th Compromise" of 1992 was a huge step, but we can't keep treating these Living Impaired Humans like second ( Read more... ) -
An old man told me yesterday that "Best Buy is shit"... I agreed
I hope that when I am an old man that "old man cussing" will still be as shocking to young'ns as it is to me now... -
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Oh my sweet O'toole... why do they do this to you? -
Fuck you Pans Labyrinth!
I am very pleased that that film did not in fact win best forgeign language film because it did, in fact, blow ass. Thank you -
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Me and my siblings almost got thrown out of Ghost Rider for laughing too loudly... discuss... -
Here's the ball, there's the pole, now where's the tether...
I just dropped off my cowboy boots to be repaired and the lady just stared at the destruction I wreaked upon my poor boots. She took a minute and said "Oh GOD! How long have you had these!?" I replied "Only since last April." once more she sunk into stunned silence ( Read more... ) -
20 Random facts about me that effect noone but me but someone may choose to pretend to care aboot...
Fact #1 I prefer soft cotton boxers and have recently been introduced to boxer BRIEFS... still forming an opinion ( Read more... )