fic: five unusable interviews

[screamlet]

Title: Five Unusable Interviews
Fandom: Star Trek RPF
Pairing: Chris/Zach
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2K
Summary: Five unusable interviews from the press tour.
Notes: Saw this gif on tumblr this morning and got the sudden urge for some CLASSIC PINTO. And this happened. Pure fluffy banter nonsense. (AO3)

Comments

[devilishdestiny]

GOD DAMMIT, STOP MAKING ME LIKE STUFF I DON'T LIKE!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

[screamlet]

This is all building up to Spock/pudding cup, just to see who will come along for the fuckery. (THANK YOU)

[chessmastervarg]

Spock/pudding cup? I am there, bby. That is some WTFery I can get behind!

[zjofierose]

this. is. so. awesome.

hu-fucking-zzah.

[screamlet]

Aw, thanks for reading!

[aliassmith]

"Yes, it's literally sludge made from our fucking -- lovem--"

"Don't you dare use that word," Chris warned. "I will eat your eyes. You think I'm kidding? I will eat your eyes."

The ban on all things 'lovemaking' stands. I bwahaha'd so loud at this.

"I had to think about that for a minute, like, whether you completely made that up," Zach replied. "Anyway, Wynd was beautiful."

What are you doing to me? I am not awake enough for this level of brilliant.

Watch yourself, dude. Your awesome is showing.

[screamlet]

I was so, so close to using it, and then a self-referential joke seemed to be the only way out! SO YAY IT WORKED?

akjsh thank you for reading!!

[jouissant]

SIGH.

Practically perfect in every way.

[screamlet]

LOLZ. thank you so much!

[lunasky3]

Dead from giggling, brb. xD So adorable!

[screamlet]

eeeee yay! Thanks for reading!