"ficmas card claim post" what does it MEAN

[screamlet]

While the AO3 crashes and burns from yuletide signups, I will bow to peer pressure from zap_rousdar  and steal this thing from her and bogged.

~*HAPPY FICMAS CARD CLAIM POST*~
Instead of sending holiday cards, I want to write you a story. It will be at least 500 words, knowing me probably at least 2 or 3 thousand words. If you don't celebrate Christmas, it will be a

Comments

[zap_rousdar]

FANDOM: STAR TREK RPF
PROMPT: JFrakes teaches young Wil Wheaton about the unspeakable vice of the Greeks.
OTHER: ilu

JFrakes/Wilw -- unspeakable vices -- NC-ohfuckingspockalmighty-17

[screamlet]

Ummmmmm so I was like, 3/4 of the way through before waldorph said she suggested little-to-no prep, no lube fucking because she hates Wil Wheaton because Wil Wheaton hurt Sheldon. Ummmmm. ALSO, SPECIAL HELL. SPECIAL HELL. SPECIAL HELL. WE ARE GOING THERE. SO QUICKLY.

Thing is, he and Jonathan were both dicks for this lunchtime fuck. (This series of them? Fuck, yes, please, this series of them.)

Wil was a dick because he didn’t care if Jonathan was married, and Jonathan was a dick because he was married and also, he had kind of known Wil since he was fifteen, which might have made him like, a legal liability in some states. Maybe. To other people, anyway -- it just made Wil think that what was happening (finally) was so right, had been in the making for so long -- goddamn, how he wanted him

JFrakes/Wilw -- NC-17 -- CONTINUED

[screamlet]

“If you don’t relax,” said Jonathan’s voice in his ear, softer and warmer with a texture like every bound leather book that had ever been paged through and loved, instantly comforting and relaxing Wil a little, but there was still that thread of electric anticipation running through him

[kianspo]

See, I usually shy away from these things, because it sort of feels not right to ask, even if you are offering. But I really want to steal this idea, 'cause it's kind of hard to be sending out postcards from where I live, not unless I want them to arrive by next Christmas that is, so with your permission I'm stealing it. *g*

As for a request... It's not necessary, I won't mind if you don't get around to it. If you do feel in the mood for something light and easy, though, it'll be a pleasure to read something with Kirk/Spock, with Jim doing something chivalrous (of the possibly adorable but not stupid variety) for Spock who might or might not get pissed (but not really) because of it. Any rating, any relationship status. I'm pretty predictable, I'm afraid, but hey, it's Christmas. *sheepish g*

Once again, only if you have some energy left after dealing with, you know. Interesting stuff. ;)

Anyway, good luck with your good deeds, and thanks for the idea! <3

Chivalry! K/S, PG-13? (1/1)

[screamlet]

After their weekly staff meeting, Kirk rushes off to put out a metaphorical fire and Spock approaches McCoy quietly.

"May I ask," he begins, "Why the captain rises from his chair when I enter a room?"

"You noticed that, too," McCoy groans.

"I believe everyone noticed it, and have begun to do it whenever I enter a room," Spock says, trying not to huff as he does. "Is it a Terran custom?"

"It is, actually," McCoy says as he leans against the conference table and crosses his arms over his chest. "Terran thing from the Dark Ages, literally the Dark Ages, and I guess the Middle Ages, too, this codified system of bullshit men would undertake to prove they were in love. In the time of knighthoods, it involved quests, and that got watered down to little courtesies that have somehow got into Jim's fool mind to use around you. It's called chivalry."

"And standing up when I enter a room --"

"So everyone knows they should stand, too, and I guess it's a marker of your social worth or whatever. Other things, too, that you can't really do on a

Re: Chivalry! K/S, PG-13? (1/1)

[kianspo]

"Extremely little, Doctor,"

Aww, such good memories... :D

LOL! Chivalry gave you pause, didn't it? *g*

Nicely done, bb! Figures that Kirk would be so awkward with being romantic but would insist on trying anyway. ;)

Essentially, we do not touch anyone who is not ours

*thinks back to TOS* Spock must have thought half the crew was his... his little bitches. XDDD

The last bit made me giggle. Oh Spock. So touching how he cared if the discussion was important. XD

THANK YOU! <3

Re: Chivalry! K/S, PG-13? (1/1)

[screamlet]

UGH I should have phrased that better -- 'we WOULD not touch anyone', meaning just like not everyone is chivalrous, Spock likes to grope. Or. Something. GLAD YOU LIKED ALL THE SAME. ALSO, EVERYONE IS HIS, YOU ARE SO RIGHT.

K/S -- Rally to Restore Sanity AU -- Treeple (1/2)

[screamlet]

This -- Spock needed more personal space. This was not enough space. It was becoming increasingly difficult to concentrate on the proceedings and the music when people chattered around him, pressed against him, their thoughts and excitement and unsent texts and tweets flooding through the constant skin-to-skin contact --

fuck he’s hot no shut up Jim gotta climb the tree get up the fucking tree this shit’s gonna be awesome don’t look at him fuck he’s looking no he’s looking at that girl with the knit hat or something he kind of looks like an NYU guy all angles and grey scarves and skinny jeans and hipster glasses probably has a bisexual performance artist girlfriend up at no no he’s definitely got an eye for the Tisch type or fuck am I looking at him too much FOCUS ON THE TREE JIM GOTTA FOCUS fuck his hair is gorgeousSpock coughed and nearly doubled over, having made only the briefest of contact with the man rushing towards him and then past him to begin climbing a nearby tree

K/S -- Rally to Restore Sanity AU -- Treeple (2/2)

[screamlet]

“I was not aware people outside the Alien Exchange Program were aware of it,” Spock said as he sat across from Jim and attempted to figure out the least sexual way to sit with him. Eventually, Jim rolled his eyes and edged back so Spock’s only option was to recline against him and evenly distribute their weight along the branches. “I am from Vulcan.”

“I’m from Iowa,” Jim said, “But my parents were involved in it -- would you believe, craziest shit, man, they grew up two towns away in Iowa, but met while both studying on Betazed one summer

OMF

[obstinatrix]

Can I greedily request Shatnoy AND Pinto?

And can I request MOVIE THEATRE DOUBLE DATE?

yo i wrote you some banter - movies+shatnoy+pinto+gen - 1/1

[screamlet]

"So, Bill," Chris begins awkwardly. "How often do you use your home movie theater? Because I'm still kind of floored you own a movie theater."

"Chris just bought a plasma TV and is amazed at how many wrinkles you can see on people," Zach adds. "Also, I'd like to note he just bought a plasma TV when they've been around as long as he has."

"I'm not sure you're qualified to make fun of Chris's age when you've only seen three decades, Zach," Leonard notes.

"Come on," Zach whines, "It's all I have. I mean, aside from how I'm real pretty and stuff."

"Are you all done with the bullshit yet?" Bill asks, having wandered away to answer a call just as Chris asked his question and wandered back just then. "What are we even watching? I've got tons of things studios just sent over."

"Why do you get free stuff? I want free stuff," Leonard protests.

"I bet you get lots of artsy-fartsy crap I don't get," Bill replies. "Meanwhile, I have The Town, but I hesitate suggesting that because Leonard might weep from the Boston nostalgia

Re: yo i wrote you some banter - movies+shatnoy+pinto+gen - 1/1

[obstinatrix]

LFJKGBFDLJKBLFDHB

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OMFG YES YES YES THIS THIIIIIIIIIIIS

LOL LAST LINE WIN

ALSO WRAP PARTY MANICS, IL IT

AND CHRIS'S PERPETUAL SLIGHT FEAR OF SHATNER FTW!!!

Re: yo i wrote you some banter - movies+shatnoy+pinto+gen - 1/1

[dlrzl]

Chris the technophobe who hates christmas= SO HOT
"It's all I have. I mean, aside from how I'm real pretty and stuff. PERFECT BEING
YOU ALSO HAVE TWITTER

[ifeelbetter]

Oooh! Can I have a Pinto fic feat. Tom Hardy? For Christmas? I SWEAR I'VE BEEN GOOD. And could it be that Pinto, after the Bromance That Don't Quit was reaching its umpteenth year of emphasis on the "bro," Zach gets jealous of Tom Hardy and Chris laughs at him? And then they all hang out and do something amazingly kitsch for Christmas and/or update Zach's twitter with "We're co0kin turkey yo x"?

I am not doing anything nearly so organized but I am going to write ficlets for prompts for the holidays because of how VERY much I like ALL THE THINGS that have to do with the holidays. Sooooo...I prompt your back, you prompt mine? But in a less creepy way than, I realize now, that sounded?

PINTO - Christmas with Tom Hardy -- 1/1

[screamlet]

ZacharyQuinto: snowed in for christmas. in canada. we're all surprised. luckily, there's 3g. tonight's tweets brought to you by chris pine and tom hardy.

ZacharyQuinto: this is chris. zach doesn't have auto capitalization on. i don't have twitter. never will. llap, happy hols. kirk out. cp.

ZacharyQuinto: TWO TAPS OF THE ARROW MAKES CAPS LOCK

ZacharyQuinto: HELLO ZACH'S TWITTER

ZacharyQuinto: WE ARE MAKING A TURKEY FOR CHRISTMAS HERE IN CANADA

ZacharyQuinto: i will take questions now on behalf of zach and perhaps chris, who doesn't like to be humoured in the slightest

ZacharyQuinto: zach owns four pairs of jeggings. he brought them all with him.

ZacharyQuinto: i snuck a peek under the sheets at him -- sleeps in boxers, walks around in briefs. calvin klein.

ZacharyQuinto: all right too many of you knew that already. i am concerned. next please.

ZacharyQuinto: pine will not be adopting any pets children lovers trees herb gardens chia pets aliens mollusks or anything besides this lager i brought

ZacharyQuinto: c and z are

Re: PINTO - Christmas with Tom Hardy -- 1/1

[withthepilot]

ZacharyQuinto: potatoes have been peeled. just got a call from @johnthecho. charming, utterly and completely charming. will invite to next 3way.

HALP

Re: PINTO - Christmas with Tom Hardy -- 1/1

[ifeelbetter]

You're a wonderful person and it must be such an amazing place in your brain.

OK, yeah, that was a bit creepy. BUT TRUE.