i have a teal deer hanging over my desk at work [meta on meta lol how meta]

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Remember my brief mentions of writing a Kirk/Spock primer? Yeah, that's off. Here's why:

- The primer took the form of observations I had made since I began reading K/S reboot fic in May 2009, when the Trek reboot and its fandom sucked me in and didn't let go, and comparing those fanon conventions to parts from the original reboot movie. Totally

Comments

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I need to get your dick out of my mouth and stop being the first person to reply to ummmmmm every single one of your entries.

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Or I'm just going to be the person who spams all of your entries, making everyone else feel uncomfortable until you have to remove me and put me in a separate classroom so that the other students can learn. I will do this until you cave and write me DanRad fic. Something in which he does not have hairplugs fjalenrkenrekrjeklrnerjenr foreverrrrrr.

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I owe you so many treats because you make me laugh all day long, boggsalot. YOU DESERVE COUNTLESS REWARDS FOR ENTERTAINING ME. why am i like this. BOGGS DON'T LEAVE ME SPAM ME ALWAYS it's so lonely.

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I just googled "sexy dog bowl" (????) and this came up:

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Those eyes are so dead inside.

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He needs you to restore life to them. He is so jaded by life. :(

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I AM NOT WAKING UP THAT DOG INSIDE.

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"HAVE A NICE SUICIDE, DOG" is what I just read

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jfc, you would.

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I am damaged. I need someone to come hurt/comfort me.

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Wait 54 minutes.