So, talk like a pirate day is this Friday, the 19th. I found the official website with funnee videos and opportunities to be pirate and believe pirate and buy pirate. Then the vidoes took me to youtube, and i watched the pirate's ABSeas and the cap'n slappy rap and eventually ended up at the land of PIRATE VS. NINJA. PIRATE VS. NINJA was whole ( Read more... )

I have now joined the ranks of the formerly coherent.

Nice to see ya.

Dan and I have 3 gardens planted. One is the strawberry patch in the corner of the fence, in which I am at war with the grass, and which will produce possibly dozens of strawberries this year. The other is by the front porch, in which we planted thyme and carrots and scallions and sunflowers and peas and spinach. These are all growing happily, ( Read more... )

well, it is Thursday morning. I woke up with my right arm full of tingling numbness and nerve pain. I had been dreaming that the guy at work who is responsible for getting make-up and set-building hardware to the tour actors was also the one who fixed our sewing machines. I'm possibly going to have an industrial sewing machine to use at work ( Read more... )

Dear Baby Jesus,

For your un-birthday this year, could you please give me the great gift of self-destructing all Manheim Steamroller that was ever and ever will be?

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Meave wants to be buried in sweats, so she'll be comfy in the afterlife.
Susanne's aunt was buried face-down, so they who kissed her ass in life could continue to do so.
I want to be swathed in fringe and guaze so I'll look floatier as a ghost.

What do you want to wear to your last party?

I have solved the world's problems.
The solution is simple and elegant.
Everyone gets a nerf bat.
Everyone.

Yesterday, my boss recieved a package.
The name on the return address was "Future Memories."

Today, our props mistress recieved a donation of "Holiday Visual Elements."

Yesterday, we found a recipe for "Barbequed Meat Patties."

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