1. Who are you? brynn mcbrynn 2. Are we friends? yes but we act like we hate each other 3. When and how did we meet? in JK not grade 8 fatass 4. How have I affected you? your fat consumes me on a daily basis 5. What do you think of me? too fat 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? when you left a sweaty ass print on the track after running 7. How long do you think we will be friends? forever idiot 8. Do you love me? lose some weight then we'll talk 9. Do you have a crush on me? no fatties 9. Would you date me? read above unless your fat has created a protective seal to cover your eyes 10. Would you kiss me? it would be like kissing jelly donuts. 11. Would you hug me? no you would just search my pocket for roast beefs 12. Physically, what stands out about me? good question, you're the fattest person i've ever seen in my fucking life! 13. Emotionally, what stands out about me? your compulsive over-eating 14. Do you wish I was cooler? when you're fat you're just always above room temperature15. On a scale of 1-
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ukranian girls are too hairy and crazy, ill go for a _______ girl?
i really dont no but NO ukranian girls, there fucking crazy
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your gonna get it hah....wait no LOOKS WHOS TALKING ELMO...oh yeah i gotcha bad
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well actually i thought i was good...it had nothing to do with you, i was acting stupid though, we all grow inside a little
i was a idiot in grade nine, damn grade nines hah
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2. Are we friends? yes but we act like we hate each other
3. When and how did we meet? in JK not grade 8 fatass
4. How have I affected you? your fat consumes me on a daily basis
5. What do you think of me? too fat
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? when you left a sweaty ass print on the track after running
7. How long do you think we will be friends? forever idiot
8. Do you love me? lose some weight then we'll talk
9. Do you have a crush on me? no fatties
9. Would you date me? read above unless your fat has created a protective seal to cover your eyes
10. Would you kiss me? it would be like kissing jelly donuts.
11. Would you hug me? no you would just search my pocket for roast beefs
12. Physically, what stands out about me? good question, you're the fattest person i've ever seen in my fucking life!
13. Emotionally, what stands out about me? your compulsive over-eating
14. Do you wish I was cooler? when you're fat you're just always above room temperature15. On a scale of 1- ( ... )
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i think im gonna go into my tub though and slit my wrists.
but before that i have one thing to say to you
COVER UP YOUR CAMELTOE
<3
peace and love
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HELLS YEAH BRO
we are so going to warped together this year
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