Comments | scrim: give away all the hours you keep

scrim

give away all the hours you keep

Mar 21, 2007 23:35

In case you were wondering, yes, the GRE is for bitches. I had a nose running like an Olympic team and they would only let me take two tissues at a time into the testing room. And only ETS standard issue tissues (from an Office Depot box). Why? I don't know. I told the lady that I wouldn't try to make a shiv out of them, but apparently this is ( Read more... )

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grumpyoldman March 22 2007, 10:02:00 UTC

Good Idea: Making snarky comments to your friends.

Bad Idea: Making snarky comments to people who can make you submit to a full body cavity search.

LEARN TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE!

reallydeadkitty March 22 2007, 14:15:56 UTC

The war on liquids is VERY IMPORTANT TO OUR NATIONAL SECURITY. 3-1-1 will keep us safe. (http://www.tsa.gov/311/311-carry-ons.shtm - please note that the second 1 does not have anything to do with the number 1)

You should have kept the kitty picture. Only they probably would have accused you of trying to steal test materials and cancelled your score. The sweater thing and the tissue thing are utterly mystifying, however. What conceivable reason would they have for insisting you either wear or hang your sweater? Were they concerned that it might wrinkle? Were they afraid you might leave used tissues scattered about the room as a territory-marking technique? ETS, hat the shit?

violon March 28 2007, 23:55:29 UTC

http://community.livejournal.com/blood_art/profile

it BURNS

scrim March 29 2007, 21:12:45 UTC

I HATE YOU SAM. I HATE YOU SO GOOD.

Why couldn't it have been pee art?

violon March 31 2007, 03:17:43 UTC

it would peevaporate