So, as in all things, there are good points and bad points ( Read more... )

Seriously, Dick "I'm on crack" Cheney. Apparently, everything my eighth-grade civics teacher was full of shit, because the Vice President isn't a part of the Executive Branch of government ( Read more... )

I wonder to what extent a fear of death affects my enthusiasm for finding a real job. I remember once believing that all things ever done were done out of a fear of death; were done out of a sense of our own mortality. And it occurs to me that there is a possibility my reluctance to truly embrace my new situation in life by getting a real job is ( Read more... )

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Job interview tomorrow morning. 8:00am. About an hour drive, means I gotta leave here 6:45 at the latest. Means I should wake up 'round about 6:00am. Three S'es. A small breakfast. Plenty of time. And it's about 11:30 right now. Just ironed my pants. Not gonna worry about the shirt. Wrinkle-free horseshit actually seems legit. The point ( Read more... )

"Remember, dodgeball is a game of violence, exclusion and degredation."

I think my favorite quote of the night is, simply, "This is pretty fucked-up right here."

I hear news anchors saying things like, "Unfortunately, these are the times we live in where people can perpetrate this kind of hoax ( Read more... )

That's it. All I got. If you haven't heard, go here:

http://www.boston.com/news/local/articles/2007/02/01/froth_fear_and_fury/

His dreams were nothing more than that. Fanciful delusions wherein everyone, himself included, played the parts to which they were assigned by an overactive mind. A subjugation of reality by turns. He did not create the dream any more than he created reality, yet both held truth. As both were lies. He could no longer say what constituted fact ( Read more... )