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Feb 10, 2009 03:10

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missplatypus February 10 2009, 10:24:52 UTC

hi. *points at self* stay at home mom/ trained massage therapist that's getting really bored being at home. need any help?

scuba February 10 2009, 18:01:46 UTC

You know, I was thinking about it after I wrote it and realized that most of what I do at home is done while sitting. And since my chair has wheels...

(I get my dog to drag me around by playing tug of war.)

But we should hang out at some point...

missplatypus February 10 2009, 20:21:28 UTC

yes. I'm near slaughter and Brodie south side. email mayabella77 at yahoo. drop a line sometime. just not this week as we all have the plauge

dokai February 10 2009, 13:48:18 UTC

70 degrees in February is way too much temptation to resist. However, it's clearly not going to get better until you give it some REAL time off.

I hope it clears up quickly. Good luck with it!

zomboy February 10 2009, 15:10:34 UTC

NO NO NO, you don't replace feet with chainsaws, you replace them with pigs. Arms are to be replaced with chainsaws if severed below the elbow, and with the deadly crutch + meathook combo if severed above the elbow. Get your crude replacement limbs right man, or you'll be a laughing stock at the next international gathering of supervillians with disabilities.

scuba February 10 2009, 18:03:30 UTC

I can't do that. I would gnaw on my feet all the time. And that's good, because bacon feet, but bad...because...no feet.

zomboy February 11 2009, 14:31:12 UTC

If Homer can survive having his head turned into a Donut, you could survive pigfoot. And besides, your feet wouldn't be bacon, they would be live pigs, ala "the Deadly Bulb" (from "The Tick") but twice as deadly because BOTH feet would be pigs.

goat February 10 2009, 18:44:15 UTC

NSAIDS? Keeping your leg elevated above the heart when at all possible? Doctor's visit?

I'm sorry your foot hurts and that you're unable to run right now. Hopefully it will get better soon!